January 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
When one of your friends brings up your plans in... →
10knotes:
When someone calls my name: →
10knotes:
Expectation:
Reality:
Me: Hi!
Foreign Blogger: Good day my fine sir; if you will excuse me as my English may not fulfill the criteria of this eloquent conversation we are having, for it is not my native tongue. Yes, well, carry on.
Me: ...
tyrawanks:
it’s not arrogant if you’re actually better
