April 2012
iphone420:
boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when youre flawless
gaskarthseyebrows:
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
shaving23spiders:
therealhamster:
toocooltobehipster:
therealhamster:
being called on to read in class when you aren’t following along
being called on in class
being in class
People killing a text post by using one of the most over used jokes on tumblr
Watchdietchola:
Greatest 15 second horror movie of all time.
OH FUCK NO!! NO!!! NOT TODAY BITCH OH FUCK NO NOT IN MY HOUSE OH HELL NO
Watch
devils-trap:
ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard
ways to automatically lose an argument
say “cool story bro” or “u mad”
call someone a faggot or retarded
bring their appearance into the argument
call them “sweetie” or “hun”
use smiley faces in an attempt to be condescending
my hobbies include imagining I was somewhere else 90% of the time
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I think girls are actually their most beautiful with pounds of makeup on.
snookidoughicecream:
giving your boyfriend a handjob would be the equivalent of giving someone a dollar for their birthday
me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
me: same
cocoanuthead:
WRTEASLIGN
