August 2012
craughed:
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
lindsaylordhan:
I think I found the first funny post on littlemonsters
http://bewbin.tumblr.com →
bewbin:
skankpatrol:
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
skankpatrol:
Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
ghostbab:
squishu:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about
obama doesn’t poop
yes he does
bludgertothehead:
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
lnternetexplorers:
*checks self out when walking past any reflective surface*
jiggawhat:
buying me expensive things is the only way to my heart
do you ever lay in the dark and think about what a shitty person you are or is that just me
doingtimeasacapsicle:
teapayne:
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
vocaroo:
wow i’m so picky for an ugly person
nicolascagesempai:
WHO WAS LIKE “HEY…. I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A STOCK IMAGE….—”
january 2012: this will be my year
august 2012: well shit
dirktier:
list of things i need to do
a lot
things im not doing
any of that
fewfoundglory:
click and drag
u now have an actual ghost haunting ur dash ooo
ahomoboyslife:
omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
